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THE WORLD CREATION MYTH TRUTH THINGY HGJSDHGKJSHJKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
iN HIS YOUTH HE SAYS
ZAROS YOU ARE…
OKAY WIKIPEDIA SAYS, AND I QUOTE
In astronomy an aeon is defined as a billion years (109).
SO YEAH HE IS SAGANS OF YEARS OLD AND HE CALLS SOMETHING MILLENNIA AGO “IN HIS YOUTH”
I AM THE FLAP OF A BUTTERFLY’S WINGS COMPARED TO THAT TIMESPAN AND THAT TIMESPAN IS A WINGFLAP COMPARED TO YOUR AGE, ZAROS, DON’T YOU GO CALLING THAT YOUR FUCKING “YOUTH”
i think this is the first time i’ve really understood what people mean when they say they’d listen to someone read the phone book
i have a crush on zaros because of his voice dON’T JUDGE ME
don’t think i’ll ever stop laughing at the irony of zamorak stabbing zaros in the (metaphorical? literal? who gives a fuck) back right when zaros was gonna be all like “hey you two i’m going to be going off and doing… a thing, you’re now co-leaders of my empire”
although honestly i think if zamorak had given zaros the chance to say that, there would have been a civil war anyway.
… but. it would have been a civil war with two very powerful mahjarrat at the head of each faction, instead of zamorak bringing a ICBM to a gun fight, which would probably have been really cool and oh god no brain don’t start writing the au you couldn’t possibly do it justice you have dozens of unfinished fics lying around focus on something and finish it for the love of armadyl